Congratulations! You’ve survived Valentine’s Day! Oh, a few of you enjoyed wonderful loving moments before your sugar high wore off. But what about the rest of the suffering songwriters desperately struggling to pen the next breakup hit? Or the lonely prisoners of the practice rooms daydreaming of that big break, that deluxe tour bus. Then they turn back to their scales and wonder, “Why, why, why am I doing this?”

To all you hard working musicians out there, it’s time to take a break.

11 Shades of Heartbreak